Sunday, July 29, 2012

It's The "O" Games - Oh My!


“The Olympic Games are the quadrennial celebration of the springtime of humanity.”
Pierre de Coubertin

“Every party needs a pooper, that’s why we invited you.”
From a little ditty.

Being the curmudgeonly party pooper is a tough job but someone has to take it on.  The “O” Games have begun and the world and NBC are all atwitter.  You’ll notice that I’m not using the proper word to describe these quadrennial events that are equal part sport, nationalism and soap opera (Currently two years separates the winter and summer games.  In years past the winter and summer games occurred in the same year).  I’m staying away from the actual word itself because it has an armor plated copyright, defended with badger-like tenacity and I don’t have a lawyer with the horsepower of the “O” Organizing Committee’s lawyers to fight off any suits over my use of the “O” word (In fact I don’t have a lawyer of any horsepower). 

I’m being extra cautious because according to a story on NPR the “O”, organizers in London are being O-verly zealous this year about protecting the copyright.  The “O” games lawyers (If the games were being held in nearby Dublin, could we call them O’Lawyers?) are working O-vertime making sure that nobody sells fake merchandise, hijacks the rings to promote their laundry business or dog sitting service or misuses the “O” word.  We have an “O” Boulevard here in nearby Walnut Creek; I’m wondering if the town fathers are consulting the city attorneys.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

When Success Usurps Honor


"When the legends die, the dreams end; there is no more greatness.”
Tecumseh of the Shawnee

“Publicity is like poison; it doesn't hurt unless you swallow it.”  Joe Paterno

“Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good.” 
Joe Paterno

It was one of those Facebook debates sparked by a post that was quite a bit deeper than, “I am at Disneyland;” “I just ate spaghetti and meatballs” or “I just ran 5 miles.”  It was more controversial than “Rush is big fat idiot” or “Romney is a whore to business,” or “Obama wasn’t born in America.”

“Not trying to defend the cover up by Joe Pa but why is that everyone's focus? I'm so sick of hearing about that. How about the media puts the focus on the actual person who committed the 42 counts of child molestation!”

Friday, July 6, 2012

Seaside Repose

"But more wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of ocean."
H.P. Lovecraft


Late of a July afternoon.  Lolling on a wooden bench, hand hewn, sun bleached and weather beaten.  Near the edge of a coastside bluff overlooking an azure Pacific Ocean scattered with diamonds of shimmering sunlight.