Never worry about
the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet
tall.”
~ Larry Wilde
“I have been
looking on, this evening, at a merry company of children assembled round that
pretty German toy, a Christmas Tree. The tree was planted in the middle of a
great round table, and towered high above their heads. It was brilliantly
lighted by a multitude of little tapers; and everywhere sparkled and glittered
with bright objects.” ~ Charles Dickens
“You know,” I said
to Cora, “I've been thinking more and more about getting an artificial
tree.”
“Yeah, we aren't getting any younger and a real tree is a lot of work.”
“Wanna stop by Home
Depot and just look?”
This was our
conversation as we pulled out of our street headed for the local Christmas tree
lot.
When I was a kid my parents held artificial trees in
contempt. Easy enough to do back then,
when artificial trees were strange looking aluminum structures in ghastly, garish
colors; pink, silver and blue. Christmas
tree shopping is one of the few things that's not seen much change since I was a kid. We took the half hour or so drive to one of
the lots on El Camino Real near downtown San Mateo. A fellow with a 10 foot ruler followed a few steps behind us as we tiptoed through the mud created by the rain that we always got then and never seem to get now. We followed the ritual that
every family has followed since the 1840s when the tannebaum became a saleable
commodity. Dad would grab a likely
candidate by the trunk and tilt it and turn it as we inspected it for any flaws
that might disqualify it from adorning our living room. The tree had to be full and without any
conspicuous gaps in the branches and it had to stand straight. Size didn't really matter. Six foot was just fine because in the 60s
cathedral ceilings were something that only the folks in nearby, ritzy
Hillsborough had. Our plebian ceiling topped out at 8 feet. Once we found a likely candidate the fellow with the ruler stepped up and measured the tree, my mom watching carefully to make sure he didn't add phantom inches. He wrote the tree's height and price on a slip of paper for my parents to take to the cashier. Once the tree was ours dad stuffed it in the back of our big, clunky Mercury
station wagon.