“I am not a role
model. I’m not paid to be a role
model. I am paid to wreak havoc on the
basketball court. Parents should be role models. Just because I dunk a basketball, doesn’t
mean I should raise your kids” ~ Charles Barkley
A monster is prowling the great Pacific Northwest. A creature that has terrified the populace; making
women faint, grown men cry and forcing parents to lock their children
indoors. Have they found Sasquatch? Is it a crazed serial killing mountain man
lurking in the dark forests preying on unsuspecting campers? Is it a rogue grizzly bear or a rabid wolf tearing
apart hikers? No it’s none of
those. It’s much worse. It’s a football player; Seattle Seahawks’
cornerback Richard Sherman.
